Since today is Singles Awareness Day, enjoy today’s…
Top 5 Best Things About Being Single
5.) You can wear whatever you want and not be judged. Unless it’s a fedora. Then you look like an idiot.
4.) The toilet paper roll goes on how YOU like it. Always!
3.) There’s actually room on the bed for the dog to sleep.
2.) You don’t have to deal with any passive/aggressive garbage…unless you own a cat.
1.) You’re a popular yellow processed cheese…..oh, sorry. That’s the best thing about being a KRAFT single.