Today’s Top 5 Have you heard? Amazon is opening a new grocery chain. You’d assume since it’s Amazon, that it might be pretty good. Or…..on the other hand it may be like something you’d find in our…. Top 5 Signs You’re at a Bad Grocery Store 5.) The butcher says the chicken is REALLY fresh….because it was just killed during the cockfights they held in the back parking lot. 4.) Even the self-checkout machine talks your ear off for 10 minutes and shows you pictures of it’s grandchildren. 3.) There’s an “Eat at Your Own Risk” sign on the salad bar. 2.) The strawberries are freshly picked. As is the nose of the guy who stocks them. 1.) Shortly after you walk in, your shopping cart is commandeered by a homeless guy.