Today’s Top 5 Happy Birthday Betty White! Wow, she’s 96 years old today!! Enjoy today’s… Top 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Betty White 5.) The dumbest Golden Girl has outlasted the rest, which is an allegory for today’s society in general. 4.) The first animal she ever rescued: Paul Revere’s horse. 3.) Nobody will go see “Hamilton” with her because she spends the entire time shouting “That’s not the way it was!!” 2.) She doesn’t watch reality TV and thinks it’s stupid, so her mind is still pretty sharp. 1.) She somehow survived 96 years without following a single one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s health tips.